I’m a Standard Poodle, but don’t let that name fool you. I’m a running, chewing machine. I can run with the best of them, and one bark from me is enough to send a professional burgler running. I don’t wear no stinkin’ poodle haircuts. My master likes to let it get long, then he trims it himself. I’m pretty tall, but skinny and light at only 28 kgs. My favorite thing is stealing other dogs’ balls, then not giving them back. If it’s a soft ball, I’ll chew it and eat it right up. I like people a lot too, and like to jump on them to test them. When I was a puppy, I chewed everything I could. I still like to steal Dad’s slipper when he’s gone out. I like it in Japan, but the dogs here are weird. They don’t like to play so much and hardly ever get off their leashes, cause they’re bad and don’t come back when they’re called. I always come back when I’m called. Well, usually I do...
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